To be clear this is an actual conversation happening in Netflix meetings lately. People aren't watching new shows and they're also getting tired of the old shows.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

ALT

jeez Lucanis, it's like you've never even actually looked at Rook.

coulda just left the symbol to interpretation but decided to throw together something using angel symbols lmao - so 'sight', 'home', 'joy', 'truth', 'veldor - to bring into being', and 'strength' are all in there lmao but also it's just vibes

black mackerel tabby

My part for the collaboration "Everything is fine!" by the Livingtombstone remix of Qbomb song!

Really thankful to be part of it!

Posted as a gif since the video got too blurry!

„I asked chat gpt“ well I went to ask tumblr and everyone was juggling for some reason

The Twilight Zone

Here are all the new otter comics all together! This is a thank you post—I’m so grateful to everyone who engaged with these comics or bought a print. These three new comics were made as part of a collaboration with The Marine Mammal Center for their sea otter themed month of September, and thanks to everyone who bought a print, we raised 10,000 for them!

The Marine Mammal Center is the largest marine mammal hospital in the world and advances ocean health through marine mammal rescue and rehabilitation, research, and education. Above you can see some of their patients, Langly and Sprout! If you want to continue to support their work (and fill your feed with cute otter pics) give them a follow!

So many cheaters refuse to acknowledge that cheating on their partner will irrevocably change and possibly destroy their relationship with their kid. “Yeah, I cheated on you but that is no reason to keep my daughter away from me.” Your daughter probably does not want to see you because she now feels you are no longer a trustworthy and safe adult. If you’re willing to destroy her life, her mother’s self esteem and 20+ years of marriage for the joy and ego boost of fucking someone 10 years older than her, there is no guarantee you will choose her over your own pleasure in other serious situations.

They love to start playing the ‘parental alienation’ card when their adolescent and teenage children want nothing to do with them and/or their new partner after infidelity. A parent does not need to maliciously manipulate their child for that child to hold a grudge against the other parent for harming them. Even if the partner you cheated on isn’t the other parent of your child, it will still damage the way your child sees you and the respect and bond associated with that. When you cheat you damage your relationships with so many people in your life, not just the person you cheated on. Your children will also often see it as a betrayal.

Don't get married; just dress like this to go grocery shopping

I mean I would dress like this just to walk my dog honestly.

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

this would be a pitiful grave.

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere